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At the bank
I went to the bank with some change that I wanted converted to cash. Most of it was rolled but there were a few dollars in loose change. The Korean teller asked, "You want me to count this?". So I said, "It's not going to count itself now, is it?". She starts counting and she comes across a darkened nickel. It was almost black but you could still tell it was a nickel. She said, "I can no give to customer." I asked her to repeat, which she did, using the same exact words. What it appeared she meant to say was, "I am sorry sir, but I cannot accept this nickel because I cannot give it to a customer." I said, "That's fine...go ahead and give it to the United States Treasury Department on my behalf". She countered with, "I can no give to customer". "Fine, I'll take my nickel elsewhere." When she was just about to hand me my cash, I said, "Oh no, I just realized...I think there's a black penny in one of those rolls I just gave you. I think you should bust them all open and try to find it!". Boy that was a close encounter of the stupid kind!
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