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Ole's Fingers
Ole was working at the fish plant up Nort in Dulut when he
accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.
Ole went to the emergency room at the Clinic and when he
got there the Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's
have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" the doctor asked.
"Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible
techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
"Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
To which Ole says:
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?
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