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Arizona Job Fair
A man goes into the unemployment office in Phoenix to look
at job openings on the bulletin board. Since there aren't
many jobs it doesn't take him long. Then, just as he's on
his way out, he spots something.
"Wanted," it says, "Single man, willing to travel, must have
own scissors. $500 per day, guaranteed, plus company car
and all expenses."
Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, but he makes a note
and walks up at the counter.
"I'd like to apply for this job," he says, "reference number
E/784/B46."
"Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right
here in Phoenix. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper."
"The agency supply's girls who model underwear and bathing
suits. Before they go on the catwalk, they'd report to you
and you would inspect them carefully and snip off any wisps
of pubic hair showing. It pays well, but there are a few
drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel. The Bahamas,
Tahiti, Paris, London... that sort of thing... and you have
to get used to expense account living in first-class hotels."
"I reckon I could learn to live with all that," says the
fellow. "I'd really like to apply for the job."
The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form
and a bus ticket to Prescott."
"Prescott? What do I wanna go to Prescott for?"
"Well," says the clerk, "that's where the end of the application
line is at the moment!"
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