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Bubba

A pompous minister was seated next to Bubba the redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Bubba asked for a gin and tonic drink, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips." Bubba then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."



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