Stupid Links
WillItMakeIt
Still Runs
Disreputable Mechanics
Tucker Max
Stuff On My Cat
Stupid Videos
Totally Stupid
Stupid Signs
My Computer Is Wasted
College Humor
Kale Co Auto
Frank Caliendo
Mail Poop
Wrestle Crap
Insane Pictures
Darwin Awards
Something Aweful
Funny Post Card
Funny Junk
Funny Pop
The Onion
E Baums World
Holy Lemon
Funnyville
Cool Funny Jokes
Funny Times
Extreme Funny Humor
Insane Clips
Kill Some Time
Mucho Sucko
Bo Funk
Engrish
Despair
HOME
|
Bill and Hillary
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind
them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..." With that, Bill gets up, grabs
Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you!*%$%**!!! ..."
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"
Submit Your Own Stupid Joke!
|
Idiot of the Month
Babe of the day
Submit a babe of the day
Great Moments In Science
Mental Soup
Computer Stupidities
Deep Thoughts
Jet Powered Beer Cooler
Jim Florentine
Brad Christensen Exhibit
|
