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Hillary Visits a Junior High
Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a Junior High school in Ithaca, New York to talk to the children about her job as a U.S. Senator.
After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:"
First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rang for recess.
Hillary Clinton informed the kids that they would continue after recess.
When they resumed, Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different little boy raised his hand; the esteemed Senator from New York pointed him out and asked him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - Whatever happened to all the stuff you and President Clinton took when you left the White House?
Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"
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