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Where are the Americans?
A Pakistani arrives in New York City. All excited, he stops the first person he meets.
"Good day, Mr. American, thank you to accept me in your nice country, and...
" The person interrupts and says: "I am not American, I'm Mexican."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passerby:
"Thank you Mr. American for to let my family and me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence: "I no be
American, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passerby:
"Mr. American, me thank you for hospitality you give..."
But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not
American."
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the
Americans??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't all get off work 'til five o'clock!"
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